Derech Eretz Corner: Table Manners

It might grow on a tree, but it’s not for free.

People need help with the work, so don’t be a jerk.

If you want to eat, don’t plop right down.

Help at the table and don’t wear a frown.

Plates and forks won’t fly from the sky,

so pitch in first, then the food you can try.

Adults are served first – yes, that’s the rule.

Not because they’re mean, but because it’s cool.

So wait your turn, don’t dive right in.

Patience avoids adult chagrin.

Take what you like, then pass to the right,

Even if nothing looks like a tasty bite.

Don’t hold the bread, or clutch the peas.

Whenever you want something, just say please.

So mind your manners, don’t be a brute,

because polite eaters get seconds (and maybe dessert to boot).